Seat Ruff Ass Skully Raw - Ruff Cycles

Ruff my ASS!!! YES, they went there - intense cruising requires long stretches of excessively sitting down - we have created the ultimate furniture for the serious cruising enthusiast...
The all new, all shiny Ruff Cycles FULL METAL SADDLE is here!!!

IT'S HERE MAN, IT'S HERE!!!

...strictly ergonomical!!!...steel-coat your rump and save yourself from lethargic enzephalitis also known as "cushion or couch" disease" - which can cause men's genitalia to grow inwards and women to develop something called "flapjack-syndrome"...it's science, du-uh!...The Ruff FULL METAL SADDLE is as ergonical as an Oreo cookie and as cool and pioneering like a stylophone at an Amish convention - THE NEW STANDARD!
Works on all Frames using a seat post with two rail system.

ATTENTION:
The Ruff Ass is built from regular steel and has no rust prevention. Its oiled to prevent rust for a short time, but has no long term protection.

Made in Germany.